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A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled prior to a trip
to�Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,
who�responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go to Rome? It's
crowded and �dirty and, worse yet, full of Italians. You're crazy to
go to Rome.
����������So, how are you getting there?"
��������"We're flying on Continental," was the reply.
"We got a great rate!"
��������"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser.
"That's a terrible airline.
����������Their planes are old, their flight
attendants are ugly and they're always late. �
So, where are you staying in Rome?" �"We'll be at this exclusive
little place over on Rome's left side called
�Teste....." �"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody
thinks its gonna be
something special and exclusive. But it's really a dump, the worst hotel
�in �the whole city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and
they're way overpriced.
��������������So, whatcha doing when you get
there?" �"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the
Pope."
��������"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and
a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.
��������Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours.
You're sure going to need
it."
��������A month later, the woman, all smiling, came in
for her hair appointment.
The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome. "It was absolutely
wonderful," explained the woman, "not only did we arrive on time in one
of
����������Continental's brand new jets, but it was
overbooked and they bumped us up to first class.
��������The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a
handsome 28 year old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the
hotel ... it was
fabulous!
����������
They'd just finished a $50 million remodeling job and now it's just a
jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they
apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
��������"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "I know you
didn't get to see the
Pope."
��������"Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured
the Vatican, a Swiss
Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to
personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step
into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure
enough, five minutes later, the Holy Father walked through the door.
�����I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
��������"Really?" asked the hairdresser. "What'd he
say?"
����������He said, "Where did you get that crappy
hairdo?"
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