Re: [Native_American] You know you're from Western SD if......

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============================================================ Get your free credit report online, by fax or mail. Always private and always secure, click here to get yours FOR FREE at ConsumerInfo.Com! http://click.topica.com/caaacQtb1ddNBb2HgmNb/ConsumerInfo ============================================================ This is so good.  I will be sending this out.   wopila   Candy ----- Original Message ----- From: Teddie Seeley To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Monday, July 30, 2001 11:05 AM Subject: [Native_American] You know you're from Western SD if...... ============================================================ Get your free credit report online, by fax or mail. Always private and always secure, click here to get yours FOR FREE at ConsumerInfo.Com! http://click.topica.com/caaacMeb1ddNBb2m1kSb/ConsumerInfo ============================================================ You know you're from Western SD if......   1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.   2. "Vacation" means going to Deadwood for the weekend.   3. You measure distance in hours.   4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.   5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.   6. You use a down comforter in the summer.   7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.   8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.   9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.   10. You think of the major food groups as deer meat, buffalo meat, beer, and fish.   11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.   12. There are 7 empty diesel pickups running in any parking lot at a given time during the winter.   13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.   14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.   15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.   16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.   17. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.   18. An annual Christmas family outing is freezing your ass off watching the lighting of the Post Office Christmas tree.   19. Local police have to make up crimes and blame innocent people to ensure job security.   20. You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from western SD. Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com ============================================================ The best bargains are just a click away. Choose TopOffers for cool savings, hot deals, & free stuff. http://click.topica.com/caaacgLb1ddNBb2m1kSg/TopOffers ============================================================ Visit and show your support for the Grass Roots Oyate http://members.tripod.com/GrassRootsOyate Clemency for Leonard Peltier. Sign the Petition. http://petitiononline.com/Release/petition.html ============================================================ Get your free credit report online, by fax or mail. Always private and always secure, click here to get yours FOR FREE at ConsumerInfo.Com! http://click.topica.com/caaacUob1ddNBb2HgmNg/ConsumerInfo ============================================================ Visit and show your support for the Grass Roots Oyate http://members.tripod.com/GrassRootsOyate Clemency for Leonard Peltier. Sign the Petition. http://petitiononline.com/Release/petition.html ==^================================================================ EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1ddNB.b2HgmN Or send an email To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] This email was sent to: archive@jab.org T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================