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There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested
in
making a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paint to
make it
go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some
time,
but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job
on
the
painting of one of their biggest buildings.
Jock put in a bid, and because his price was so low, he got the job.
And so he set to erecting the trestles and setting up the planks, and
buying
the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with
turpentine.
Well, Jock was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly
completed when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, and
the sky opened, the rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from
all over the church and knocking Jock clear off the scaffold to land
on
the lawn, among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the
thinned and useless paint. Jock was no fool. He knew this was a
judgment from the Almighty,so he got on his knees and cried: "Oh, God!
Forgive me! What should I do?" And from the thunder, a mighty voice
spoke...
(You're going to hate this)
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