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Linda Dahlquist wrote: > Read this, it's good! > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Subject: American women > Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 14:33:26 -0700 > From: Patty Friedel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Organization: ISU Wellness > To: Jill Murphey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Connie Morgan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Annie Huth <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Vicki Anderst <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Bill Bullough <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Leola Daniels <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > Wendy Frazer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, > MKordop109 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, Linda Dahlquist <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > This is great! > Patty > > Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train > us > for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, > moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - > drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, > and > let us do what comes naturally. > > Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff > > like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make > even > armed men in turbans tremble. > > We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them > and > their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't > left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of > finding > a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by > > lightning. We have nothing to lose. > > We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, > and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost > > a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of > Afghanistan with no food at all! > > We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware > > stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no > problem. > > Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, > please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and > extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand > tribal warfare. > > Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is > for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. > > We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or > without the government's help! > > Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we > > crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain.
