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By Art Buchwald There are so many people to thank this Christmas, I don't know where to begin. First, I would like to thank the People's Sweat Shop of Shanghai for the beautiful American flag glove and scarf set, which makes me feel very patriotic. To the Taiwan Watch Factory, who made it possible for me to have a knock-off of a Rolex, I send my appreciation. No one could tell the difference and it only cost $19.50. (The one with fake diamonds costs only $29.95.) And I don't want to forget the luggage with the Stars and Stripes on it, made in Child Labor Factory Number 4 in the Philippines. It looks exactly like a real Louis Vuitton and even has a lifetime guarantee. My gratitude to the government inspectors in Sri Lanka. The tennis shoes with an American flag stenciled on them were a size 7 and I'm an 11. I am sending them back. I thank you for letting me exchange them. I would also like to thank the woman in Nepal for the cashmere sweaters on which she knitted ``God Bless America.'' If you bought one you got one free. So my wife now has two. And lest we forget, I'll always be grateful for the Bavarian cuckoo clock from Korea that plays ``My Country 'Tis of Thee'' on the hour. Please wish all the prisoners who worked on it in Seoul Prison Number 3 my best regards. There are so many people I'd like to thank for making my holiday such a great one. The toy U.S. Marines from Bombay, India were a big hit with my son and he hasn't stopped playing with them. And the woman Naval flying officer doll was a smash with my daughter who is 32. Another big hit was a dancing Santa Claus holding an American flag in his hand made by the Hutus in Madagascar. Everyone loves it. Unfortunately, the Mother Soon Wong fruitcake from Hong Kong arrived smashed, but we're not blaming Mother Soon Wong. She didn't know it was being sent through the U.S. Postal Service. It's amazing how many individuals can contribute to one's Christmas. The people who make these products are as happy as those who received them. Did I tell you about the prescription drugs I got from Tijuana, Mexico? My wife wrapped them in a beautiful box, which said, "Take 50 percent off tagged price." I did get a Christmas wrapped bottle of men's cologne called "America's Best," with "Made in the USA" printed on it. I asked the family, "How did this get in here? To be safe we'd better open it in the garage...." ============================================================ For a limited time, get special low prices on select HP Netservers, HP Omnibooks, and HP desktop computers. HP products are powerful, reliable and built to last. http://click.topica.com/caaafeNb1ddNBb2HgmNg/Hewlett-Packard ============================================================ Visit and show your support for the Grass Roots Oyate http://members.tripod.com/GrassRootsOyate Clemency for Leonard Peltier. Sign the Petition. http://petitiononline.com/Release/petition.html ==^================================================================ This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1ddNB.b2HgmN Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^================================================================ |
