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A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers
stops for a beer.
stops for a beer.
As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door
saying: "NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He
goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him,
sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy and asks him what
he does for a living.
saying: "NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He
goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him,
sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy and asks him what
he does for a living.
The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell
is just from the computers he is hauling.
is just from the computers he is hauling.
The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and
serves him a beer.
serves him a beer.
As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with
tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve
kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot
too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls
out a shotgun and blows the guy away.
tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve
kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot
too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls
out a shotgun and blows the guy away.
The truck driver asks him why he did that.
The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are
over-populating the Silicon Valley, and are in season
now. You don't even need a license, he said.
over-populating the Silicon Valley, and are in season
now. You don't even need a license, he said.
So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his
truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he
veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The
back door breaks open and computers spill out all over
the freeway.
truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he
veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The
back door breaks open and computers spill out all over
the freeway.
He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing
up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants
and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever
seen. He can't let them steal his whole load, so
remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his
gun and starts blasting away, killing several of them
instantly.
up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants
and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever
seen. He can't let them steal his whole load, so
remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his
gun and starts blasting away, killing several of them
instantly.
A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out
of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver
said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."
of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver
said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."
"Well, sure." said the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em."
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