Subject: [ndnchat] God sues Satan

 
An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the
>>engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in
>>hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while,
>>they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and
>>the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
>>One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer:
>>"So, how's it going down there in hell?"
>>
>>Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air
>>conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's
>>no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
>>
>>God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a
>>mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
>>
>>Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff,
>>and I'm keeping him."
>>
>>God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
>>
>>Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And
>>just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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