A little Adult... but  rather like the last one but different.l..LOL..
  
 

  This is Good!!!
  Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that always sound
  good
  but never actually come close to reality?
  Well, here is a "friendship" poem that
  really speaks to true friendship and truth itself ...

  Friend,When you are sad......
  I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

  When you are blue..... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

  When you smile..... I'll know you finally got laid.

  When you are scared..... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

  When you are worried.....
  I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to
  quit whining.

  When you are confused.....
  I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

  When you are sick.....
  Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

  When you fall.....
  I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

  This is my oath...! ..I pledge 'til the end.
  Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

  Send this poem to ten of your closest friends, or else you will have bad
  luck and go to hell, and be depressed because you realize you only have 2
  friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway!
 

  P.S.
  A friend will help you move.
  A really good friend will help you move a body.

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