You might be an Indi'n Jedi if... - You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with you...aayyy!" ? - - Your Jedi robe is beaded. - - You have ever used your light-saber to butcher a buffalo or sheep. - - At least one wing of your rezzed-out X-Wing fighter is primer-colored. - You discover that Ewoks taste like dogs.
- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. - - The worst part of spending time with Yoda is eating his commodity food. - - Wookies are offended by your use of buffalo robes. - - You have ever used the Force to get your tape recorder working so you could record that new 49er. - You have ever used the Force in negotiations with the feds. - - Your councilman has ever said to you, "Come over to the dark side...selling out ain't so bad, enit!" - You have ever had your R2D2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to give yourself a perm. - You have a dreamcatcher in the window of your land-speeder. - - You have ever fantasized about Princess Leah's frybread. - - You have to use pliers to work the doors of your X-Wing and a screwdriver to start it up. - - Your light-saber has duct tape on the handle. - - You think "Obi Wan Kenobi" sounds like Ojibwe. - - Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to deal with people who stole from him. The last thing you said before killing him was, "Take that, commod-bod!" - - You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Commander Chokotay (oh, wait--that's "Star Trek: Voyager," never mind). - You suggested that they outfit the Millenium Falcon with a trailer hitch for your horse trailer. You were at the cantina to do some snagging. -- Andr� Cramblit: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Operations Director Northern California Indian Development Council NCIDC (http://www.ncidc.org) is a non-profit that meets the development needs of American Indians and operates an art gallery featuring the art of California tribes (http://www.americanindianonline.com) COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY TO THE FUTURE OF AMERICAN INDIANS/NATIVE AMERICANS/ALASKAN NATIVES & HAWAIIAN ISLANDERS. For news of interest to Natives subscribe send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] or go to: http://www.topica.com/lists/IndigenousNewsNetwork/subscribe/?location=listinfo Visit and show your support for the Grass Roots Oyate http://members.tripod.com/GrassRootsOyate Clemency for Leonard Peltier. Sign the Petition. http://petitiononline.com/Release/petition.html ==^^=============================================================== This email was sent to: [email protected] EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?b1ddNB.b2HgmN Or send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] T O P I C A -- Register now to manage your mail! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/register ==^^===============================================================
