*Subject: Booming Economy of Nepal** **Year: 2107 BS (2050 AD) Place: Microsoft Company, USA (Two Americans (Microsoft Top Level Employees) Talking) :: Alex & John** ** **:: BREAKING NEWS :: Currency Conversion Rate : NRs. 1.00 = US$ 109.63 (Buy) & US$ 110.39 (Sell) ** ** **
**Alex: Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office? ** **John: Yeah, I was in Nepalese Embassy for stamping. ** **Alex: Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict. ** **John: Yeah, but I managed to get it. ** **Alex: How long it took to get it stamped? ** **John: Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front of me and they played with him like anything. That's why it got delayed. I went there at 8 AM itself and waited and returned by 5 PM . ** **Alex: Really? In NEPAL , it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA ** **John: Yeah, but that is because who in NEPAL will be interested in coming to USA man, their economy has been booming. ** **Alex: So, when are you leaving? ** **John: Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in NEPAL and you know, I will be getting a chance to fly in Nepal Airlines (NA). Sort of dream come true. Alex: How long are you going to stay in NEPAL? ** **John: What do you mean by how long? I will be settled in NEPAL , my company has promised me that they will process my Everest Card (like green card in USA) Alex: Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Everest Card. ** **John: Yeah, that's why, I am planning to marry a Nepali girl there. ** **Alex: But you can find lots of US girls in Kathmandu, Pokhara, Biratnagar, Butwal etc. ** **John: But, I prefer Nepali girls because they are beautiful and cultured. ** **Alex: Where did you get the offer? ** **John: In Butwal, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high, it is NRs. 2500/- for a single room accommodation. ** **Alex: I see, that's too much for US people, NRs. 1 = US$ 109.64 Oh God! What about in Kathmandu? ** **John: No idea, but it may be much higher then this... ** **Alex: I heard, almost all the Nepalese are having one personal Robot for help. ** **John: You can get a BMW car for NRs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less than NRs.7500/-. But my dream is to purchase Ambassador, which costs NRs.2 ,00,000/- but has got a lovely design. ** **Alex: By the way, who is your client? ** **John: 'Ambition Everest', a pure Nepalese company, specialising in Embedded Software with AI. ** **Alex: Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Nepalese company. They are really intelligent and unlike American Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in Nepal. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has perfected that system. ** **John: Yeah man!, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps. ** **Alex: How are you going to cope with their language? ** **John: Why not? From my school days I have been learning Nepali as my first language here at New York . At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in Nepali and were quite impressed by my cent per cent score in TONIL i.e. Test of Nepali as International Language. ** **Alex: So, you are going to have fun there. ** **John: Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's long underground way...** **Alex: You know, the Nepalese President is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then relax the number of visas. ** **John: That's true. Last month, The Nepalese Foreign Minister visited White House and donated Rs. 100,000/- for infrastructure development and he sugggested to follow model used in NEPAL. Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him. Very lucky person. ** **Alex: OK, Good Luck John. John: Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a 'Daura Suruwal' because they will think you are too Nepalised and may doubt you will never come back and hence your Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected. But don't forget to say ' Namaste, Sanchai hunuhunchha ??' to the Visa officer. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way. * *Bang......Bang......Fishhhhhhhh..Patttttt ....Bangggggggggggggggg......* *Jeevan mora kati sapana dekhchas ...chito doka ma pani haley ra ghara ja......tero ba ley mela jana kure ra base cha.....* *Jevan=John and some where near doti district in a dhunge dhara relaxing after getting a gallon water after 5 hrs walk...* --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nayanthara Fan Club Group at nayanthra.com" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nayanthara?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
