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A college in Britain is offering the chance to study how to fit
a bra.
Shops asked for the course because they are worried many
shoppers do not know how to buy the right bra and often
staff do not know how to help them.
Michelle Weslaco, dean of admissions said, "We want our
students to have a more rounded knowledge of subjects."
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Fruitcakes have been around since Roman times.
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My mother once gave me two sweaters for Christmas. The
next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.
As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she
said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"
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Canada was the first country to issue Christmas stamps.
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*Engineering Dictionary*
What the Engineer says (What it really means)
A number of different approaches are being tried.
(We are still grasping at straws.)
We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.
(We just hired three kids fresh out of college.)
Close project coordination.
(We know who to blame.)
Major technological break through.
(It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.)
Customer satisfaction upon delivery is assured.
(We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get
it delivered.)
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive.
(The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.)
Test results were extremely gratifying.
(We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.)
The entire concept will have to be abandoned.
(The only person who understood the thing quit.)
It is in process.
(It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about
hopeless.)
We'll look into it.
(Forget it! We have enough problems for now.)
Please read and initial.
(Let's spread the responsibility for the mistake.)
Give us the benefit of your thoughts.
(We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't
interfere with what we've already done.)
Give us your interpretation.
(I can't wait to hear this!)
See me, or Let's Discuss.
(Come into my office, I'm lonely.)
All new!
(Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.)
Rugged (Too heavy to lift!)
Lightweight (Lighter than rugged.)
Years of development (One finally worked.)
Energy saving (Achieved when the power switch is off.)
Low maintenance (Impossible to fix if broken.)
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A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't
want to pay for it."
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining,
he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas
tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
"I got it at a tree lot."
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
"Because I didn't want to pay."
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