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A company in Chile has launched a line of coffins made exclusively
for dogs and cats. The coffins come in different sizes and shapes
to accommodate all sizes of animals.
Pet's Funeral also offers a complete funeral service that includes
flowers and candles.
Yank Ramos, owner of company exclaimed, "People love their
pets so much they want to show they care, besides, all pets go to
heaven!"
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Take as needed
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Painted Seat
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Not Sure
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DID YA KNOW OR DO YA CARE?
Twinkies snack cakes were invented in 1930.
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Snowball fight
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The Holiday Spot
<a href=" http://theholidayspot.com/newyear/ "> aol</a>
Snoopy.com
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Ponderings for the New Year
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
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Owner to a house hunter: "Yes, the kitchen is a bit small,
but with a mortgage like this, you won't do much cooking
anyway."
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New Year's Resolutions You Can Keep
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year
that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you
can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you
can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Don't date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.
8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see
the largest ball of twine.
9. Don't jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Don't have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
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DID YA KNOW OR DO YA CARE?
In 1954 C.A. Swanson & Sons introduced the first TV dinner,
it was roast turkey with stuffing and gravy, sweet potatoes and
peas. It sold for 98 cents and came in an aluminum tray, so you
could just open the box and heat the dinner in the oven.
(No microwave ovens back then).
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Eat It And Beat It
Eat 'n Park
El Cheapo
Ett-Mar Motel
Fairly Reliable Bob's
Famil-E-Fun
Fat Boys Pork Palace
Fill Ya Belly Deli
Fire-Trol
Flea N Eat
Fork-N-Cork
Fractured Prune
Fra-mar Italian Restaurant
Franks A Lot
Frank's No-tel
Friendly Liquor
The Frigid Fluid Company
Fulco's Taste 'N' See
Funeral Supplies and Daycare Center
Funitos
Funny Cry Happy Gift
Gas n' Git
Gas n' Goods
Git 'N Go
Git-Yo Chicken Fish and Burger
Gleed Feed & Seed
Go To Blases Lounge
Gobs of Hobs,The Hobby Store
Goodbody Mortuary
Go-Tane
Grease Pit (oil change place)
The Ground Cow
Guberif
Gu-Win
Hair & Things
The Ham Store
Harry Little Pizza
Hav-A-Nap Motel
Helpee Selfee Chinese Laundry
Hep Ur Sef
Herbie's Ramrod Room
Hi! Let's Eat
Hiram's Guns & Spirits
Hob Nob Cafe
Ho-Hum Motel
The House of 220 Volt Appliances
House of Beef/House of Tikes
Huffy & Subby Cab Co.
Human Electronics
Hung Far Low
I Am A Print Shoppe
Imperial House of Glass Block
It'll Do Motel
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Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful
for on Thanksgiving," little Donny wrote, "I am thankful that
I'm not a turkey."
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