At 01:50 AM 12/28/2004 +0000, you wrote:


>My favorite learned from this list is:  "In theory, there is no difference
>between theory and practice.  In practice, there is."

Which brings up the Joke stolen from the radio

Jonathan, a 16 year old is talking to his father [THAT"S not the joke] and
asks him the difference between theoretical and reality.

His father replies: Ask your 18 year old system if she would have sex with
someone she did not know for 1 million dollars...

The sister replies "YES"

The father then asks his wife if she would have sex with someone she did
not know for 2 million dollars...

She replied tentative "YES"

The father said that theoretical is that they could have a windfall of 3
million dollars but the reality is that they are living with a pair of whores.

Have a good Happy and Safe New Year
and watch out for the snow in Texas!
________________________________________________
Bob Condon, Software Engineering Team Lead, System Automation Testing Group
Cisco Systems, 1414 Mass Ave, Boxboro, MA  01719, 978-936-1904 FX 978-936-2213



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