A light hearted guide to building a Nixie Clock!

How To Design a Nixie Clock in 10 easy steps.

1) Research other clocks by searching the web. Get distracted by clips of 
funny animals and the people of Walmart.
...

2) Draw out your idea on paper and leave it lying on the table only to come 
back to it and find that your scribbled efforts have been put in the bin as 
rubbish by your beloved.


3) Order the materials you will need from the best sources which means 
waiting 3 months for that brass tube to arrive from China only to find out 
that it is absolute crap quality.


4) Plan the build of the clock and proceed in an orderly fashion only to 
find that the part you are holding in your hand at the end should have been 
installed at the start.


5) Decide on the type of finish you want to apply to the wooden parts, 
apply and leave to dry. When you return you will find various flying 
insects have expressed a desire to have a closer look and have adhered to 
the finish you have applied.


5a) Re-sand and repeat step 5.


5b) Repeat step 5a and avoid doing step 5a again by closing the door of the 
workshop when you leave it to dry.


6) When polishing metal parts on a buffing wheel make sure that you keep a 
good hold on them or you will spend the next 2 hours looking around your 
workshop to see where they landed.


7) When drilling holes in metal parts always use a sharp drill or you will 
find that the friction produced generates enough heat to melt your finger 
prints off.


8) After soldering brass parts together allow to cool sufficiently 
otherwise, when you pick them up you will experience the same effects that 
item 7 produces but on a grander scale.


9) When handling the nixie tubes always ensure that they are placed out of 
harms way otherwise that well known theory of Issac Newton will reduce them 
to scrap as they hit the solid floor of your workshop.


10) Success! After all of that you stand back to admire you creation and 
lacerate the back of your head on the metal sticking out of your overhead 
rack that you did not install high enough.


Now you are a Nixie Clock builder and have the scars to prove it!


Have a beer and consider taking up knitting instead!

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