AFFECTIVE TWINS http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvs0mYMZtt0
VideoArt by Paulo R. C. Barros Sci-Fi short story by Rynaldo Papoy 0:51 am The experience was successful with rats and cats. "Successful" is an exaggeration. I got the time-duplication, but the animals were toasted. This time, I will use you Tarzan. Because you´re the closer stuff I have than an human, by now. And I can´t use myself, so how could I control the experience and participate it at the same time? Only when I could duplicate to myself. It was hard to discover I wasn´t duplicating the matter. I was duplicating the time. When I saw double rats or cats bones, I was seeing the same rat or cat, but divided in two pieces of quantum-time. Yes, quantum-time, professor Luís, your asshole. I don´t need that fucking graduate to prove a theory. I just can prove it. Show how it works. Clean your ass with the graduate diploma you don´t want to give to me. I must put you inside the [módulo] to proof that the quantum-time does exist. No, I don´t have anything against Einstein. If he was alive, he had review his own theories. Now, Tarzan, think well: am I guilt to discover how to duplicate the light velocity, getting make the matter be in two quantum-time at the same time? Am I guilty I got fractionate the time to a fraction so small I discovered it´s made by many packages, just like the matter and its quantum packages? And you think in the Switzerland they build a billion dollars stuff to demonstrate what I could demonstrate in a simple mercury-centrifuge built in my backyard. And the time module is not but a giant microwave oven. That´s enough, Tarzan. Soon the will note I took you as a loan at the psychology department. But I can´t guarantee you will go back there. Be toasted by microwave can be so [grave] than be frozen by nanowaves. But see it for a positive side: you are part of a historical moment. You will figure in the history books beside Laika. 01:15 am All ready. The nanowaves Cannon is almost completely charged. I gave to Tarzan his last meal. I asked what he wanted, but as he didn´t answer, I gave him bananas. What´s the last wish of a monkey but bananas? When I push "enter", the module will be filled with nanowaves and Tarzan will be frozen to - 600C. Yes, I know, it´s less than the absolute zero, but as I got the Double of maximum temperature of the Universe, witch moved the matter to the double of light velocity, making it return a fraction of the quantum-time, I discovered I also can get the double of the maximum freezing of the Universe. By now, the subatomic particles stop all activity, resulting a collapse in the atom energy, who wants keep moving. How it can move in the space, it moves in the time. I´m anxious to make that experience with myself. What must be the sensation to have two conscious? Or I will think the time passed by me regularly, by watching the video, I could contemplate the twins of the crazy scientist who is here. 02h32m I can´t resist. Without my graduation in phisics, what I can do in my life? To be a sci-fi writer? Fuck you, professor Luís, fuck all masters of phisics in the world. I sent by e-mail my discovering to universities, journals and magazines around the world. I also sent to many people. If the universities and the press conspire to keep my discovering in secret, ever will exists a mad man who will have courage to speak everywhere what I discovered. You can´t imagine what I did: I low the temperature to - 2.000C. Tarzan stood suspended in the quantum-time. He became in four Tarzans. He´s even dead. He dead in the exactly moment when I shoot the nanowave. But his body beats as wanting run out the module. I won´t low the temperature more. I don´t know what the 12,000 V transformer holds. I think he will explode. Or the own module. I´ll turn off the equipment and sweep the rests of Tarzan together the other bones. 03:47 am I´ll be very carefully to don´t let any fly penetrate the module. ahahahahah... it´s a joke, of course. But I couldn´t resist to say that. I started the regressive count. I´m gonna in the module. At 3:50 am, the computer will shoot the nanowave on me. I will be extra-frozen [term I invented to temperatures under absolute zero]. I won´t survive to contemplate either a quantum-time fraction of my body divided in many scientists living the same matter, but in different times. But the cam is on. The computer is programmed to send the video of my experience to all my e-mail list. I easily solved the problem: how experience and participate at the same time? Just programming. When the nanowave will be turned on , I will showing my finger to you, Dr. Luís. Your asshole. Before GO in the module, by the way, I will fill a glass with vodka and cheer. Cheer in tribute to the real science. _______________________________________________ NetBehaviour mailing list [email protected] http://www.netbehaviour.org/mailman/listinfo/netbehaviour
