The James Morris 34 is the best in our line of James Morris machines yet. The James Morris 34 is fast and... sleepy right now. Imagine listening to a squealing noise not dissimilar from that in Public Enemy's "Rebel Without a Pause" for eight hours long. The James Morris 34 is the best ever yet! Combined with a marching drum beat mixed by the Aphex Twin - for eight hours. On the plus side, you get first hand experience of how mood changes sonic perception. Positive and negative feedback systems allow the James Morris 34 to perform tasks no in-organic machine may do. Collecting and stacking items quickly and efficiently before packing, at the same time as analysing product quality. Why, at quarter to ten, the James Morris 34 suddenly felt elated the shift was nearly over. And just as suddenly, the squealing noise and marching drum beat sounded good and drove him on in his productivity. If you place your head, as if resting it, against the metal bar, the vibrations of the machine rumbling through the body of the machine rumble on in straight into your skull and you have a beat change, suddenly sounding like a giant's heart-beat. The drone of the air-filtering-or-what-ever-it-was-system was loud too, constant. As the product came down the conveyor belt the James Morris 34 *always* resisted the urge to smash his fist into them and punch them straight back up into the giant asshole of a machine. Many behavioural glitches have been fixed in the James Morris 34. Many have not. The James Morris 34 is just one machine of many in our range. There are billions to choose from.
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