#!/bin/bash

# 1) hard-man beating

echo man > hard; man bash; more hard; man break;



# 2) animal cruelty

touch cat; bash cat



# 3) self abuse

{ myself=`id -un`; touch $myself; finger $myself; }



# 5) genetic subtraction?

whatis man | less | cat



# 6) real men only

{ the_man=`which man`; $the_man test; }



# 7) choice voodoo

hexdump `which head`



# 8) sleepy head

{ while [ tired ] | head --quiet; do sleep 1; done; }



# 9) stop that,

rm -f finger cat hard | less



# 10) self-obsession

watch head /proc/self/status

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