/*  a C program that does nothing for the earth...
     let's not bother saving the earth...
     after all, we have computer programs
     to write which is very enjoyable and
     stimulating:
 */

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

typedef enum {
  RESOURCES,
  NO,
  CERTAINLY_NOT,
  THE_EARTH_IS_SAVED
} _earth_choice;

int main()
{
  /*  this is a pointless assignment, and completely ignored:
   */
  _earth_choice will_we_save_the_earth = THE_EARTH_IS_SAVED;

  /*  dig up the earth and extract its resources
      until it can no longer support life:
   */
  while(CERTAINLY_NOT) {
    /* waste resources:
     */
    calloc(1024, 1024);

    printf("WE ARE EXPLOITING THE EARTH:"
            " The Earth Will Not Be Saved!\n");

    /* double speak suggesting we're giving back to
       the Earth, but in fact what we're really
       doing is screwing it over:
     */
    free(RESOURCES);
  }

  /*  this will never happen, it is unreachable with the
      current program logic...
      but at least we can acknowledge the possibility:
      even if the notion, that once fixed, the Earth is
      fixed for ever, is a rather naieve one.
   */
  printf("The Earth Is Saved!\n");
  return THE_EARTH_IS_SAVED;
}
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