*Sling shot your career!*
You have been flagged as a good match! We are looking for someone who knows everything About front-end to dedicate his or her whole life To the noble cause of front end and query For 35k per year depending on experience Let me go home please to see my family! These creepy controlling bastards keep me locked up in their weird controlled fake world What a nightmare I’m going through like prison Can’t sleep, deep sweats let me go home please to see my family! my children children? don’t you prefer jquery? Its so nice being here we are nice people switched on developers we care for you and your family of course we are cool - but firm we play pool and listen to music while we code and many of us grow beards now - but the work must get done. we are modern we work smart with all the latest tech we stay late so why not you? we all pull together as a team when the going gets tough. we will eat sushi tonight and have fun in a cool bar we will talk about javascript frameworks, you know you want to, backbone, ember … it’s cool you know it’s good! And we are WINNING MASSIVE accounts! Already a huge amount of investment and growth in a short period of time! therefore gone on to be tipped as one of the most exciting tech companies for 2014 and truly 'one to watch'? All this and yet we believe in a healthy work-life balance. Because it’s important Because we work smart Because we are nice So long as the work gets done We believe in flexibility during busy times though we can get cross you know just a little vexed and if you can’t work fast enough, maybe if you’re getting old and your brain is a bit slow, you will have to stay late I’m afraid Till it’s done for £35k. This is a fantastic opportunity to sling shot your career to where you want it to be. Sling your hook!
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