Best. Sig. Ever. Stephen Kuhn, Sunday 17 November 2002 19:53: > ��������THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #14 -- VALGOL > > ��������VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the > industry. �VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW. > Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators. �Other > operators include the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY. �Loops are > accomplished with the FOR SURE construct. �A simple example: > > ��������LIKE, Y*KNOW(I MEAN)START > ��������IF PIZZA��������=LIKE BITCHEN AND > ��������GUY�������������=LIKE TUBULAR AND > ��������VALLEY GIRL�����=LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2 > ��������THEN > ����������������FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100 > ������������������������DO*WAH - (DITTY**2); BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT) > ����������������SURE > ��������LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM; REALLY; LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW); IM*SURE > ��������GOTO THE MALL > > ��������VALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages. �For > example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays > the > message GAG ME WITH A SPOON! �A successful compile may be termed > MAXIMALLY > AWESOME!
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