On Saturday 09 August 2003 03:41 pm, Thinker graced me with: > I have been watching this thread for a while and .. well, I may not > know much about Linux but I can say that ... > > 1. Being an American that is married to a German woman, everyone I > know drinks Warsteiner Dark at room temperature. They say it is not > so much that American beer is weak, it is more that they put too > many preservatives and other additives in it. And they say > Americans like their beer cold because they cant stand to taste it > any other way. So I am thinking Warsteiner Dark or Peach Schnapps > chasers and you will all be good to go. > > 2. Being an American from the great state of Tennessee I think all > I have to say is 'Corn in a Jar'. Those of you that know what I am > talking about would agree; this remedy and no one will be mowing > anything anytime soon. > > 3. As for the smaller condoms... Evolution dictates the size of the > male sexual organ. Nature tells us that we 'Americans' don't have > to be equipped for sex with farm animals, > I admit some of my countrymen may be a little smaller than you in > the Outback. We don't have the "Sheepskin for sheep" label here in > the US. > > So yes, I am sure you guys are a little bigger. Otherwise, I > suspect you guys would have some pretty pissed off sheep. > > > Now back to the show... > > > -=Thinkr
I've been staying out of this out-of-hand thread for good reason, but... ...your reply is just so funny... ...and so RIGHT! I'm not sure that there's anything that will cure what ails you and kill you shortly after than good ol' corn mash. <giggle> The evolution stuff, of course, is just the way it is. Waste not, want not..and need not! T :0) <still grinning>
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