I have a feeling this is kind of old, but I thought for a Friday it would be a nice morning guffaw.
" I am passing this on to you people because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found Inner peace........ The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.... and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniels, my Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters,a 1/2 can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese. You have no idea how fucking good I feel.... You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace" --
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