I lifted below news release parody out of a Linux-oriented email
newsletter I subscribe to called CONSOLE :
http://console-newsletter.hypermart.net/subscribe.htm
http://console-newsletter.hypermart.net/
Alan
New Linux Distro: Red Neck Linux
Red Neck Computers, Inc., of Chattafoocheeble, Alabama, starting
shipping version 1.0 CD-ROMs of its new Red Neck Linux
distribution
yesterday. "We feel that RNL is a major step forward in bringing
cheap, powerful, easy-to-use software to the millions of
technophobes
living in the South," Sandy Watkins, PR manager for Red Neck
said in a
press release.
RNL features:
* The X Winder System
* DukesOfHazzard command line shell
* Netscape 4 with preset bookmarks to such sites as The Big
Show,
How to Attract Your Cousins, Bubba's Farm Report, Branson.net,
The
Stag Beer Homepage, 101 Recipes for BBQ Sauce, Dukes of Hazzard
Fan Club, and the Hee Haw Syndication TV Schedule.
* Deer Hunter, Bass Fishing, and Civil War General games
* Daisy Duke pin-up preset for root winder
