This is OFF subject but I feel all can benefit from them and enjoy a
little HUMOR.
don
I thought I knew that I knew what I thought
But now I know that what I thought I knew
Isn't what I know I think I thought I knew.
--------- Forwarded message ----------
Computer Humor
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of
gender
association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one
time
were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually
referred
to
as "she".
One of the students raised his hand and asked, "What "gender" is a
computer"?
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into
two
groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide
if
a
computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to
give
four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in
the
masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half
the
time
they
ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had
waited a
little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely
be
referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other
computers
is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
later
retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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