Ummm...what the heck was that?
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On Sat, 24 Feb 2001, Romanator wrote:
> Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2001 15:05:38 -0500
> From: Romanator <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> To: "[EMAIL PROTECTED]" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> <B><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="+2"> HOWTO: Read
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> <P><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> This article
> demonstrates how to read the fucking manual, as popularised by the RTFM
> directive.</FONT></P>
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> <P><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1">After asking a truly
> pathetic question, you are instructed to RTFM:-</FONT></P>
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> <FONT COLOR="#808080">*** Lamer
> (~[EMAIL PROTECTED]) has joined #visualbasic</FONT>
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> [10:24] <Lamer> How do i <I>[Your
> obvious/lame question]</I>?
> <BR>
> [10:25] <@oper> RTFM bitch
> <BR>
> <BR>
> <FONT COLOR="#808080">*** Lamer was kicked by
> @oper (fuckwit)
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> [10:27] <VBg0d> i made a irc client!!!!!!
> <BR>
> *** assmaster83 (~[EMAIL PROTECTED])
> invites you to join #animalsex
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> [10:27] <Guest50468> VBg0d, c00l, i made a
> webbrowser!!
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> you're a punk/bitch/h4x0r and don't have the MSDN collection on disk,
> view the online version at msdn.microsoft.com/library/
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> information, please see the following articles in the Microsoft
> Knowledge Base: </FONT></P>
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> <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
> CLASS="LINK" HREF="#">Q166392</A> HOWTO: Read</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE><FONT
> FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
> <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
> CLASS="LINK"
> HREF="http://www.mcdonalds.com/corporate/careers/index.html">Q147875</A>
> HOWTO: Apply for employment with McDonalds</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE><FONT
> FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
> <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
> CLASS="LINK" HREF="#">Q171146</A> HOWTO: Convert absolutely everything
> to XML</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE> <FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
> <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
> CLASS="LINK" HREF="#">Q181290</A> HOWTO: Add a #, + or .Net to your old
> software to keep it cutting edge</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana"
> SIZE="-1"> </FONT>
> <BLOCKQUOTE><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><A
> CLASS="LINK" HREF="#">Q102496</A> INFO: How to use the HOWTO's HOWTO
> document</FONT></BLOCKQUOTE>
> <P>
> <BR>
> <FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"><B>Additional query
> words:</B> XML l33t fool dumbass lamer monkey semen bigAl[work] Lurve
> god</FONT></P>
> <P><FONT FACE="Verdana" SIZE="-1"> Version :
> 1.6¾
> <BR>
> Platform : Thing to stand on
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> Issue type : Type of Issue
> <BR>
> Technology : Limited</FONT></P>
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