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____________________________________ CHUCK MUTH’S NEWS & VIEWS March 16, 2004 To view the HTML version of today’s News & Views, just go to: http://www.chuckmuth.com/newsandviews/nv.cfm To subscribe, just go to: http://www.chuckmuth.com/newsletter/ To reach our 7-day News & Views archive, go to www.citizenoutreach.com _____________________________________ A REAL LADIES MAN “No wonder (John Kerry’s) so popular with the ladies. John Edwards may have been cute, but Kerry has more positions than the Kama Sutra.” - James Taranto, OpinionJournal.com, 3/15/04 THE PAIN IN SPAIN IS MAINLY THE TERRORISTS’ GAIN “Clearly the terrorists prefer national leaders who will appease them rather than leaders who will try to locate them and kill them. This would mean that the terrorists would much rather see John sKerry win in the United States than President Bush. I know that's a tough pill to swallow for the Democrats ... but the fact is that in this presidential election they are clearly on the same side as the terrorists. Saying it ain't so won't work. You're just going to have to find a way to accept it and live with it.” - Talk-show host Neal Boortz PUT UP OR SHUT UP “Last Monday in Florida, (John Kerry) told reporters that, ‘I've met with foreign leaders who can't go out and say this publicly. But, boy, they look at you and say: 'You've got to win this. You've got to beat this guy. We need a new policy.' Things like that.’ This sure sounds like news worth pursuing. Who are these foreign leaders, and what is Mr. Kerry privately saying that makes them so enthusiastic about his candidacy? . . . (H)aving raised the point, he ought to tell the American people precisely who these foreign leaders are and why they want him to win.” - “Review & Outlook,” Wall Street Journal, 3/15/04 KERRY UNGLUED “The town meeting (in Bethlehem, PA) was contentious at times, with 52-year-old Cedric Brown repeatedly pressing the candidate to name the foreign leaders whom Kerry has said are backing his campaign. ‘I'm not going to betray a private conversation with anybody,’ Kerry said. As the crowd of several hundred people began to mutter and boo, Kerry said, ‘That's none of your business.’ " - Associated Press, 3/14/04 “HER”? “Asked who would make good vice presidential material, (Hillary Clinton) refused to answer, saying it was ‘a personal choice’ for Kerry. ‘It's about qualifications and chemistry. I am just going to let Sen. Kerry make that decision on her own,’ she said.” - Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 3/14/04 NO REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES “It's too bad for the Democrats that Kerry already has the nomination sewed up. They rushed the process, and now they've wound up with a lemon and no return policy. I guess they can always vote for Nader. By the way ... a great line from the Bush camp over the weekend. sKerry, as you know, is challenging Bush to a series of monthly debates leading to the election. Bush officials said that perhaps it might be a good idea for Kerry to finish debating himself before he tries to take on the president.” - Talk-show host Neal Boortz SURVEY SAYS! Are pharmaceutical companies spending too much money on advertising? Cast your vote by clicking the “Survey Says!” tab at www.citizenoutreach.com THE SPY WHO LOVED DEMOCRATS “Anyone who wants to understand why the media are held in such low regard by the public — in polls of the most respected professions we usually come somewhere between Nigerian e-mail scammers and serial pedophiles — should consider the following headline from an Associated Press story in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer last week: ‘Accused spy is cousin of Bush staffer.’ “The accused person is Susan Lindauer, charged with working for Saddam's intelligence agency. . . . Before she allegedly became an Iraqi agent, Miss Lindauer spent a decade in Washington working for four members of Congress, Peter DeFazio, Ron Wyden, Carol Moseley Braun and Zoe Lofgren. What do these four legislators have in common? Answer: They all have a ‘D’ after their names. But to The Seattle Post-Intelligencer's headline writer the salient fact about Miss Lindauer is not her 10 years of work for the Democratic Party but the amazing revelation she is a second cousin of Bush chief of staff Andrew Card.” - Columnist Mark Steyn WE’LL DRIVE OFF THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE COME TO IT “‘Sen. Edward M. Kennedy said Saturday the Bush administration has a 'widening credibility gap' between what it tells the American people and the facts,’ the Associated Press reports. Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.” - James Taranto, OpinionJournal.com, 3/15/04 MOTHER HENS SENSE DANGER “President Bush's mother is worried that his re-election bid could end up like his father's losing effort, Time magazine reports. Barbara Bush ‘does not want to see her family go through a '92 thing again,’ a Bush campaign official told the magazine. Mr. Bush's wife, Laura, and his mother are increasingly questioning the agility and management of the current president's campaign, Time said, quoting two ‘well-placed sources.’ " - Greg Pierce’s “Inside Politics,” 3/15/04 AMNESTY PROPOSAL DEAD IN THE WATER “President George W. Bush announced at a festive White House ceremony his initiative to offer guest-worker visas to millions of undocumented workers, the proposal lies buried on Capitol Hill -- and with it, perhaps, his hopes for more Hispanic votes. The plan has become a lightning rod both for conservative Republicans, who lament that it would reward lawbreaking foreigners, and for Democrats, who complain it wouldn't go far enough to help hard-working immigrants become Americans. But it also is a victim of presidential inattention, as even some allies contend. “...Republicans say the White House underestimated the issue's unpopularity among conservatives. ‘You should never, ever, ever reward people for breaking the law,’ Republican Rep. Tom Tancredo of Colorado says. ‘And no matter how many times the president says it's not amnesty, that's exactly what it is.’ Only record federal spending has riled grass-roots activists more, Republicans say.” - Wall Street Journal columnist Jackie Calmes THE GLUE THAT HOLDS THE RIGHT TOGETHER “Low taxes are the central linchpin of conservatism. It's possible to disagree about abortion, gay rights or the proper level of military spending, but we can't disagree about our one unifying message as conservatives." - Steve Moore, president of Club for Growth SIZE MATTERS “When I listen to liberals and journalists complain about Bush's truly outrageous runaway spending, they make it sound as if runaway spending would be fine if we had a balanced budget. I don't want a huge federal government because I don't want a huge federal government, not because we're borrowing too much money.” - Columnist Jonah Goldberg STAGE SET FOR POST OFFICE OVERHAUL “The Senate approved an amendment during debate on its fiscal year 2005 budget last week to set aside funds to enact comprehensive postal reform legislation. Sponsored by Governmental Affairs Committee chair Susan Collins, R-ME, and Sen. Tom Carper, D-DE, the amendment would establish a reserve fund to be used in bringing the bill to the Senate floor. ‘This amendment puts the Senate on notice that we intend to move a postal reform bill this year,’ Collins said.” - DM News, 3/15/04 INSTITUTION OF HIGHER LEARNING...NOT “A scientist dubbed the ‘Safeway poisoner’ and jailed for trying to poison his wife has been employed by a British university to lecture students on ethics, the institution said on Thursday. Paul Agutter served seven years of a 12-year sentence for attempted murder after he laced his wife's gin and tonic with deadly nightshade in 1994 and then tried to cover his tracks by spiking drinks in a Safeway supermarket.” - Reuters, 3/12/04 _________________________________________ HOT OFF THE PRESS New special report for candidates and party leaders: “One-on-One Fundraising: How to Raise Major Money from Major Donors.” You'll learn: The six key rules to successful major donor fundraising, the two key groups novice candidates mistakenly turn to first which almost always lead to disappointment, the eleven traits of the typical conservative donor, the best and worst places to look for potential major donors, a dangerous legal trap your campaign better take steps to avoid, the two pieces of paper you must have before asking for your first major dollar, the Top Ten questions you better be prepared to answer from major donor prospects, the twelve most-common budget items for a typical campaign, an old salesman's rule that you should learn and perfect, how to overcome the biggest problem getting your foot in the door of Mr. Big, the single best use for a finance committee (Hint: it's NOT to raise money for you), the eight best types of people you want to have represented on your finance committee, the one thing you should always ask for AFTER you've gotten the donation and the single most important thing for you to NEVER forget. 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