Shannyn Moore
Posted November 7, 2008 | 06:09 AM (EST)
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You don't have to be a coroner to smell a corpse. 
Alaska needs an election autopsy STAT. The stench 
persists. When Democracy's infected, there is 
nothing benign about it. I know Alaska. I know we 
keep voting for self-professed corrupt bastards. 
I know it took the FBI to start scrubbing the 
corruption out of our state legislature. I sat 
through the trials of men who had sold their 
votes cheap to big oil. My candidate rarely wins, 
but I always vote. That said, Alaska's average 
presidential election voter turnout is 66.7%. 
With the exception of Bush-Gore and Bush-Kerry we 
have known who the President Elect was BEFORE OUR 
POLLS CLOSE. You betcha, and we still vote in 
healthy numbers.

Nationally, I get it. You have Palin Fatigue 
Syndrome. You're starting to think, "You know 
that 49th State? Let's put it on ebay." Wait. 
Remember the dream of a filibuster proof 
majority? It's not an Ambian haze; we're three 
contested seats away! Take a deep breath, hold 
your nose, and help Alaska, Georgia, and 
Minnesota find their votes. This is not a tin 
foil hat activity; just math and uncommon sense. 
This is not a matter to litigate post mortem; 
Democracy requires vigilance.  Alaskans have been 
bitching about election fraud for years and there 
are law suits to prove it. The Republicans 
whining about ACORN seemed like Jeffery Dahmer 
complaining about a 
burnt<http://shannynmoore.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/diebold.jpg> 
hamburger.

In Alaska, the last two presidential elections 
were decided by the exact same margin of victory; 
61-36. The only difference was the number of 
votes; more Alaskans voted for George W Bush-Dick 
Cheney in 2004 than Sarah Palin-John McCain in 
2008. Initially there were only 49,000 votes left 
to count. Now there are 74,527 outstanding 
ballots. Curious. Even still-this year's turnout 
is still smaller than the election of 2004 by 
6.1%. Hhhhhhmmmm. I would have to smoke more than 
Salmon to believe that Alaska, with Palin on the 
ballot, decided to sit this one out.

Relevant Facts:

1) The 
<http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/2008-02-05-alaska-caucus_N.htm>1,700%
 
increase in the Democratic Caucus in

2) <http://www.elections.alaska.gov/news.php>20,991 newly registered voters

3) The three largest 
<http://shannynmoore.wordpress.com/2008/11/07/2008/09/27/alaskans-for-truth-rally-report/>political
 
rallies in Alaska's history were held in 
September and October.

4) Early voters set an historic record. 25,000 
Alaskans showed up to vote early in 2008 vs 
11,000 in 2004; an increase of 127%!

5) 
<http://www.elections.alaska.gov/08prim/data/results.html>12.4% 
more Alaskans showed up for the August primary as 
compared to 
<http://www.elections.alaska.gov/04prim/data/results.htm>four 
years ago, before the Palin nomination.

6) The average Presidential Election turnout 
since we started keeping records is 66.7%. The 
2008 Alaska voter turnout (including the 
uncounted 74,527 ballots) is 60.1%. THE LOWEST 
GENERAL TURN OUT save Clinton/Dole 96'.

7) The Lower 49 had a record voter turnout this year.

8.) 80% of Alaskans approved of Sarah Palin just two months ago.

9) Anchorage Daily News front page on Election 
Day: 
<http://www.adn.com/politics/story/577718.html>Personnel 
Board Exonerates Palin She flew home to vote with 
Alaskans.

10) An unprecedented 16 point come-from-behind 
lead for Congressman Don Young over challenger 
Ethan Berkowitz.

11) Ted Stevens trial coverage and 7 felony convictions.

12) Don Young under investigation; spending over 
$1Million on legal fees this year.

So, with thatÅ sorry, I forgot to give you a 
clothespin. I have more faith in my friends and 
neighbors. I know they don't always agree with 
me, but they do vote. America, before you break 
up with Alaska, crown us with El Presidente 
Palin. Let the "Drill, Baby, Drill" chant become 
our new anthem. Know this: We need you. You need 
us. Progressive Alaskans are an endangered 
species, and should be treated as such. I am 
fighting for what seem to be Alaskan votes; but 
they are American votes. You need them.


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