Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying
Lizard Eye
April 10, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan
Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO
Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out,
revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.

“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech
billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As
he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts,
the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing
alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.

As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator
pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a …
monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you,
I will have my team get back to you on that.”

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