*Protesters Pull Down Joe Biden After Mistaking Him For Old Racist Statue* June 12th, 2020 344.4kShares266.1k <https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A//babylonbee.com/news/protesters-pull-down-joe-biden-after-mistaking-him-for-old-racist-statue> SHA <https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A//babylonbee.com/news/protesters-pull-down-joe-biden-after-mistaking-him-for-old-racist-statue>
https://babylonbee.com/news/protesters-pull-down-joe-biden-after-mistaking-him-for-old-racist-statue WASHINGTON, D.C.—Enraged protesters were marching through D.C. toppling racist statues when they came upon one standing on a street corner. The archaic, racist statue looked very, very old. It even had some kind of obsolete soundbite-playing device in it, probably an early phonograph from how old the statue looked. It kept saying things about black people being clean and articulate and how poor kids are just as bright as white kids. The rioters threw a lasso around the top of the statue after googling "How to tie a lasso" and arguing for a while about how lassos are racist. They then brought it tumbling down after graffitiing all over it. Unfortunately, the old, racist statue turned out to be former vice president and current presidential candidate Joe Biden. *Click on the link for the rest.* -- If you appreciate News From Underground, please consider making a donation — either a one-time gift or a monthly subscription: http://markcrispinmiller.com/support/ Thank you for your support. Ways to unsubscribe: 1) send a blank email to [email protected] PLEASE NOTE: you must unsubscribe using the SAME email with which you subscribed 2) go to http://groups.google.com/group/newsfromunderground and click on the "Unsubscribe or change membership" link in the yellow bar at the top of the page, then click the "Unsubscribe" button on the next page. For more News From Underground, visit http://markcrispinmiller.com --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "News From Underground" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/newsfromunderground/CAGxB6W_v%3D4z3kwvAesJBQP6b636AN1DYhZM%3DLMBm9kmcPwNumg%40mail.gmail.com.
