Good one ..
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europt.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kunju, a mallu guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not
know JAVA program to leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Kunju says to him self, "I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I
stay. I'll give it a try"
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than
100 people to leave.
Again, 2000 people leave the room.
Kunju says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to
lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave.
500 people leave the room.
Kunju says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he
stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room.
Kunju says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I
have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone
else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said "Apparently you are the only two candidates who
speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together
in that language."
Calmly, Kunju turns to the other candidate and says "Ninakku Sukhamalle"
The other candidate answers "Nee Poda Pulle"
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A Hindu in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and
was picked up by an ambulance.
Being religious, he kept
repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om.
When the ambulance pulled into his driveway, his wife came out and screamed to
the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to
the hospital?'
They replied 'Because he kept saying hurry home! Hurry home!'
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