AS I RECEIVED FROM MY FRIEND........ This one is extremely funny. And what makes it funnier is the fact that it is a REAL memo from HR department of a Dubai firm. Every word here is quite intact and no word has been altered. > >Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2009 14:21:54 (+4000) >Subject: Memo to Keralites > > > >MEMO TO KERALITE STAFFS > >In view of the large number of Keralites working in the DUBAI with other >People, it has become important for Human Resource Directors to issue >directives to their Malayalee staff. > >To all Malayalam-speaking staff - It has been brought to our attention by >several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language >is commonly used by our Malayalam-speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition >to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both >visitors and colleagues. > >Staff will IMMEDIATELY adhere to the following rules: > > Words like 'MAIRU, KUNNA' and other such expressions will not be used for >emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion. > >You will not say ‘PULAYADI MON' when someone makes a mistake, or ‘MAIRAN’ when >a major mistake has been made. All forms derived from the verb ‘OOMPAL’ & >‘OOKKAL’ are inappropriate in our environment. > > No project manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances, >will be referred to as 'THENDI', or 'POORAN'. Lack of determination will not >be referred to as THAYOOLI . A person who lacksinitiative should not be >referred to as ‘MANDHA BUDHI’ , or 'KUNNAPPAN'. > >Do not say ‘OOMPU MAIRE’, if a colleague is going through a difficult >situation.. Furthermore, you must not say ‘POOTTILAAYI’ when matters become >complicated. > >Do not ever substitute ‘Oh GOD !!!!' with ‘OOMPI POYIIIIII’ When things get >tough, an acceptable statement such as 'We are going through a difficult >time' should be used, rather than ‘MAIRE PUDUNGAAN’ >Last, but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say ‘EE >KUNNAKKONNUM VERE PANI ILLE'. Just keep it clean and dispose it off properly. > > >We hope you will keep these directions in mind. > >Sincerely, >EYAD AL KHORY >(Human Resources Director)
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