*BoJo channels Cromwell (though it surely isn't his decision—and he won't be* *abiding by this Oceanic rule, nor will any member of his camarilla). *
A no-feel Sexxit? UK reintroduces sprawling casual-sex ban amid nationwide lockdown ramp-up https://www.rt.com/uk/503755-sex-ban-couples-not-living-together/ 16 Oct, 2020 21:42 / Updated 22 hours ago Get short URL <https://on.rt.com/asp7> [image: A no-feel Sexxit? UK reintroduces sprawling casual-sex ban amid nationwide lockdown ramp-up] © Pixabay / stokpic - 247 - - - - - - Follow RT on[image: RT] <https://news.google.com/publications/CAAqBwgKMJz93AIw0JIc?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen> The UK government has warned horny citizens that getting down with someone who lives outside their household will violate strict new lockdown measures which have reanimated an unpopular policy from earlier this summer. British couples who don’t live together have once again been banned from bonking by London’s coronavirus restrictions, which - as of Friday - forbid individuals living in “*high risk*” Tiers Two and Three regions from staying overnight at the house of someone outside their “*bubble.*” Unlike similar regulations rolled out over the summer, even individuals in an “*established relationship*” are strongly discouraged from getting it on. The new rules prohibit mixing of households indoors unless the individuals involved are members of a support or childcare “*bubble.*” Traveling to the next town to have a sleepover with your significant other of several years is right out, as is taking home that hot little number you met at the bar (which closed, as Covid-19 diktat requires, at 10pm) - at least, for all who live under Tiers Two and Three, designated “*high*” and “*very high*” risk areas for Covid-19 transmission. --- Support News from Underground: http://bit.ly/NFUSupport Visit News from Underground: https://markcrispinmiller.com You received this email because you are subscribed to News from Underground. To unsubscribe from this email list, please go to: http://www.simplelists.com/confirm.php?u=pIdjNUgiG2h8yxbhC54SSy4SEskAoEMs For archives, please go to: http://archives.simplelists.com/nfu
