Date: Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:26:39 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: Why I fired my secretary!
To: [email protected]
CC: [email protected]; [email protected]
Dear All,
Why I fired my secretary !
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping that my wife would be pleasant and say,
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
I though... well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
My kids came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat
despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "GOOD MORNING BOSS, HAPPY
BIRTHDAY!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out
to lunch, just you and me".
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard today, lets go!"
We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go.
We dined instead at a little place with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it’s such a beautiful
day...
we don't really need to go back to the office do we?
I responded, "I guess not, what do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let’s go to my apartment".
After arriving at Jane's apartment she turned to me and said, "Boss, if you
don't mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment, I'll be right
back".
"OK." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and after a couple of minutes; she came out carrying
a huge birthday cake...
followed by my wife, kids and dozens of my friends and co-workers all singing
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
NAKED…..
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