LOL!!! Love this![?][?] On Tue, Dec 29, 2009 at 6:35 PM, stanley/ Randolph <[email protected]>wrote:
> Maybe you'd like this Christmas cake recipe someone gave me, to help > smooth things over: > > > > Once again this holiday, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas > Cake Recipe so here goes: > > > 1 cup sugar > 1 tsp. baking powder > 1 cup water > 1 tsp. salt > 1 cup brown sugar > Lemon juice > 4 large eggs > Nuts > 1 bottle tequila > 2 cups dried fruit > > Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila > again to be sure it is of the highest quality.. > > Repeat. > > Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. > Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. > > At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK. Try > another cup just in case. > Turn off the mixerer thingy. > > Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. > Pick the fruit up off the floor. > > Mix on the turner. > > If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a > drewscriver. > > Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.. > > Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. > > Check the tequila. > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > > Add one table. > > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. > > Greash the oven. > > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. > > Don't forget to beat off the turner > > Finally, throw the bowl through the window. > Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat. > > Cherry Christmas > > *Stanley* > > > --- On *Mon, 12/28/09, Jeff Rumer <[email protected]>* wrote: > > > From: Jeff Rumer <[email protected]> > Subject: [Nighthawk Lovers] Not a Nighthawk but still funny > To: [email protected] > Date: Monday, December 28, 2009, 10:34 PM > > > The wife bitched me out last night, for walking through the house with > my boots on again. So I decided to jump on the bike and go for a quick spin, > to cool down... > > Boy, that pissed her off even more!!! > > > > > > > > *Jeff Rumer* > *(Magilla)* > > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<nighthawk_lovers%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]<nighthawk_lovers%[email protected]> > . > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en.
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