A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."
- Humor from Dennis G. - New Zealand <smile> -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of surfswab Sent: Saturday, January 29, 2011 7:31 AM To: Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers! Subject: [Nighthawk Lovers] Re: bike The Harley guys I know, know better than to tease me about my Nighthawk -- lest they trigger a long-winded lecture about its advantages, and Harleys' shortcomings. Newcomers to the group who are likely to make some comment or other, are quickly advised "Oh, sh**t, don't get him started...we'll never hear the end of it." (!) -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en. -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Nighthawk Motorcycle Lovers!" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nighthawk_lovers?hl=en.
