On Fri, Feb 6, 2009 at 9:21 AM, Perkins, Jerry <[email protected]> wrote: > + If your life is a hard drive, Christ can be your backup. +
In addition you can use Christ to help you: 1) discriminate against gays and women 2) provide opposition to abortion rights 3) discourage the use of birth control 4) know what is best for others 5) think the earth is a mere fraction of it's actual age 6) dismiss all the other gods your parents didn't teach you to worship 7) make assertions without proof 8) skip being thankful for your one life because your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one will soon be fulfilled 9) ignore how the invisible and the non-existent look very much alike 10) ignore the _fact_ that you were born an atheist 11) ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy 12) pretend prayer works in spite of the science that proves it doesn't -- Greg Donald http://destiney.com/ --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NLUG" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nlug-talk?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
