On Tuesday 09 February 2010 12:29:19 pm andrew mcelroy wrote: > On Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 12:26 PM, andrew mcelroy <[email protected]> wrote: > > On Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 11:18 AM, Ken Barber <[email protected]> wrote: > >> On Feb 9, 2010, at 10:54 AM, Don Delp wrote: > >>> You can install my new antivirus. [snip] > >>> > >>> Installation instructions: > >>> sudo touch /usr/bin/DonDelpAntiVir > >> > >> Hey... when the Gov't demands $10,000 toilet seats, you sell 'em a > >> $10,000 toilet seat, right? > > > > That's why you can buy my ENTERPRISE antivirus software. > > > > sudo touch > > /sbin/EnterprisePlatinumDoublePlusAntiVirusMalwareRickRollZombieProcessCe > >oTrippleBonus.o > > > > > > that will be 100 billion dollars. > > > > If that isn't enterprisey enough we'll throw in a database for tripple > > the price per seat. > > And act within the next 5 minutes and the n-tier architecture will be > yours absolute FREE* > > *Federal Requisition Enterprise Edition > > > Andrew McElroy > > Andrew >
Dang. As good as your deal is, I wouldn't have a choice there. How about selling out to Symantec so we can get it through them? Oh, and make a home version so we can give it to the employees. gotta have that part. you know, something like: sudo touch /sbin/EnterprisePlatinumDoublePlusAntiVirusMalwareRickRollZombieProcessCeTrippleBonusHomeEdition.o -- See Ya' Howard Coles Jr. John 3:16! -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NLUG" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nlug-talk?hl=en
