Rachel from cardholder services will be doing this tomorrow. Great idea!! On Friday, August 8, 2014, Chris McQuistion <[email protected]> wrote:
> I love it! > > > On Fri, Aug 8, 2014 at 4:36 PM, Jack Coats <[email protected] > <javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','[email protected]');>> wrote: > >> So Sweeeeet. ... >> >> >> From: >> https://plus.google.com/+ChrisBlasko/posts/GzCuzTyUXNq >> >> Chris Blasko >> Shared publicly - Aug 5, 2014 >> #Mortgage >> >> Today is a good day. I just had a call from a telemarketer. Did I yell >> and scream at them, you ask? Certainly not. Like a good IT >> administrator I put my skills to use for their benefit. Here's how the >> conversation went: >> >> Computer: "Press 9 to not be contacted in the future. Press 4 to speak >> to someone about your mortgage issues" >> <presses 4> >> TM: "Hello, are you having problems paying your mortgage?" >> Me: "Hi, this is the IT department. We intercepted your call as we >> detected a problem with you phone and need to fix it." >> TM: "Oh... ok, well what do we need to do?" >> Me: "We're going to need to fix the settings by pressing 4-6-8 and * >> at the same time" >> TM: "Ok, nothing happened." >> <alright, so he's not using a Polycom> >> Me: "Are you using the new Polycom phones that we deployed?" >> TM: "No, it's a Yealink" >> Me: "Ok, I see. You haven't had the new Polycom phone deployed to your >> desk yet. Let me check our technical documentations for the Yealink." >> <did a quick Google search, "yealink phone factory reset"> >> Me: "Alright, do you see an "OK" button on your phone?" >> TM: "Yes I do" >> Me: "Alright, you're going to press and hold that button for 10 seconds." >> TM: "OK, pressing it now" >> Me: "Perfect, let me know if you get a password request" >> TM: "OK, nothing has popped up ye----" >> <click> >> >> That's right. I made a telemarketer unwittingly factory reset his >> phone which means he will be unable to make anymore calls until >> someone is able to reconfigure his phone and that will take at least >> an hour or longer if they can't do it right away! >> >> -- >> Charles Gagnon >> charlesg at unixrealm.com >> >> >> >> >> -- >> ><> ... Jack >> >> "Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart"... Colossians 3:23 >> "If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate" - >> Henry J. Tillman >> "Anyone who has never made a mistake, has never tried anything new." - >> Albert Einstein >> "You don't manage people; you manage things. You lead people." - Admiral >> Grace Hopper, USN >> "a nanosecond is the time it takes electrons to propigate 11.8 inches" - >> " - http://youtu.be/JEpsKnWZrJ8 >> "Life is complex: it has a real part and an imaginary part." - Martin >> Terma >> >> -- >> -- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >> "NLUG" group. >> To post to this group, send email to [email protected] >> <javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','[email protected]');> >> To unsubscribe from this group, send email to >> [email protected] >> <javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','nlug-talk%[email protected]');> >> For more options, visit this group at >> http://groups.google.com/group/nlug-talk?hl=en >> >> --- >> You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups >> "NLUG" group. >> To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an >> email to [email protected] >> <javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','nlug-talk%[email protected]');> >> . >> For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. >> > > -- > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "NLUG" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected] > <javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','[email protected]');> > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected] > <javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','nlug-talk%[email protected]');> > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/nlug-talk?hl=en > > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "NLUG" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected] > <javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','nlug-talk%[email protected]');> > . > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > -- Michael Darrin Chaney, Sr. [email protected] http://www.michaelchaney.com/ -- -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NLUG" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nlug-talk?hl=en --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NLUG" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
