NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD........ ......
Universal Law Of Love:
" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One
Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "
First L aw Of Love:
" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "
Second Law Of Love:
" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "
Third Law Of Love:
" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To
The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."
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