This was just too good not to pass on.
> LIQUID ASSETS > > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you > will have $49.00 today. > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have > $33.00 today. > If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, > you > will have $0.00 today. > But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all > the > beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will > have > received a $214.00. > Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily > & > recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. > A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a > year. > Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of > alcohol a year. > That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! > Makes you proud to be an American! > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NOMBL" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/nombl?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
