A Story of Some Blondes
80,000 blondes met at Wembley Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid
Convention." The speaker said, "We are all here today to prove to the world
that blondes are not stupid.
May I have a volunteer?"
A blonde joined him on the podium. The speaker asked, "What is 15 plus 15?"
After a long pause, she said, "Eighteen!"
There was a silence. Then 80,000 voices rose, chanting "Give her another
chance! Give her another chance!"
The speaker said, "Well, since you've all taken such trouble to get here, and
what with the world's press here, we'll
give her another chance."
He turned to the blonde and asked, "What is five plus five?"
After nearly half a minute, she said, "Ninety?"
The speaker sighed. Everyone was crestfallen and the blonde
began to cry. Again the audience began yelling, "Give her another chance! Give
her another chance!"
Unsure as to whether he was doing more harm than damage, the speaker eventually
decided to try one more time. "Okay," he said. "What is 2 plus 2?"
The blonde closed her eyes, and after a full 60 seconds,firmly said, "Four."
The stadium rocked to the sound of 80,000 voices screaming "Give her another
chance! Give her another chance!"
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