-----Original Message----- >Bill Gates and God > > > >> > >> > >> Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being > >>sized up by God... > >> > >> "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to > >>send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you > >> enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home >in > >>the world, and yet you created that ghastly > >> Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your > >>case, I'm going to let you decide where you > >> want to go!" > >> > >> Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the > >>two?" > >> > >> God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will > >>help you make a decision." > >> > >> "Fine, but where should I go first?" > >> > >> God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." > >> > >> Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It > >>was > >>a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear > >> waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, >playing > >>in the water, laughing and frolicking about. > >> The sun was shining, the temperature was perfect. Bill was very >pleased. > >>"This is great!" he told God. "If this is Hell, I > >> REALLY want to see Heaven!" > >> > >> "Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the > >>clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps > >> and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. > >> > >> Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I >think > >>I prefer Hell," he told God. > >> > >> "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. > >> > >> Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to >see > >>how he was doing in Hell. When God > >> arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst >the > >>hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned > >> and tortured by demons. > >> > >> "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked. > >> > >> Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This >is > >>awful, this is not what I expected. I > >> can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with >the > >>beaches and the beautiful women playing in > >> the water?" > >> > >> God says, "That was just the screen saver." > >> > >>__________________________________________________________________________ _______ > >> > > > >______________________________________________________ > >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > >______________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com http://www.dds.nl/~nowmoo/
