If you want it, from memory it goes something like this (probably makes more 
sense with the illustrations): 

A = Jed grass 

B = Busy little buzzer as bites backuds 

C = Wha’ tum cat does in the dark 

D = cup for a big ooman 

E = ‘usband to ‘er 

F = another E without a let to stond on 

G = arf oss 

l-l = one apiece 

I = Me or in yoer case yoe 

J = Blackbird wi’ fancy overcoot 

K = useful for openen dooers 

L = where yole never freeze to jeth 

M = fringe on yer dress as angs uphill 

N = cockerel’s wife 

O = the nize yoe meks when yoe hits yer thumb with an ommer 

P = posh vegetable eaten wi’ faggets 

Q = ‘im in front on yer waiten for the bus 

R = yes 

S = shairp of a worm what don’t know whether he’s comin or gooin 

T = what the queen drinks when ‘ers run out of cocoa 

U = Yoe when yome in company 

V = Australian tent 

W = a pair on yer! 

X = Kiss without usin yer lips 

Y = Simple question with a million answers 

Z = N with her feet up 

            Doug Southall 

Quoting Steven Millward <millward....@gmail.com>:

> I want to hear more about the tea towel.
>
>
>
> 2008/12/15 <to...@illawarra.hotkey.net.au>
>
>>  Thanks for that Paul,
>>
>> it's as good as the tea towel on our kitchen wall with Doug Southall's
>> alphabet:
>>
>> A = Jed grass etc.
>>
>> JT
>>
>> Quoting Swampy <swamp...@tpg.com.au>:
>>
>> > http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/12/13/bostin-alphabet-is-easy-as-abc/[1]
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Check out this video of three lads singing the A to Z of Black Country
>> > alphabet
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Swampy
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > E-mail message checked by Spyware Doctor (6.0.0.386)
>> > Database version: 5.11331
>> > http://www.pctools.com/en/spyware-doctor-antivirus/[2]
>> >
>> > >
>> >
>>
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>> >
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>
> >
>
 

Links:
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[1] http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/12/13/bostin-alphabet-is-easy-as-abc/
[2] http://www.pctools.com/en/spyware-doctor-antivirus/
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