Bloke walks into a brothel and asks “I’m feeling kinky, how much for total humiliation?” The Madame replies “£37.50”. The Bloke replies, “WOW, what do I get for that?” She says “an England shirt!” England have sensationally turned down a 70 million deal with a dog food company after fans said the thought of the team wearing a shirt with WINALOT on the front was taking the piss! Breaking News: England Have a New Coach!!! It will be picking them up from Heathrow on Thursday. The England team will make history tomorrow, they will be the first white men to land in England and told to “F$%k off back to Africa”. Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red cross in support of the England team. It's called the Laughing Stock Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
-- Pig's pudding - it's a mon's dinner aer kid
