Hasn't Cameron heard of Viagra?
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From: nswolves@googlegroups.com <nswolves@googlegroups.com>
To: nswolves@googlegroups.com <nswolves@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Tue Mar 22 11:31:36 2011
Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Global carbony wotsit
Sadly, I think that even if human-caused global warming is true, we won't do
anything about it until millions of people have died.
I also think that technology will be the solution to this, not financial
instruments.
I can't really blame labor for it. Cameron is trying to get it up in the UK.
On 22 March 2011 09:09, mark worrall <markworr...@gmail.com> wrote:
What else do you expect from a Labour Government ? More means-tested
taxes to fund their incompetence elsewhere. Wonder if we'll see the Japanese
government impose an Earthquake-Tsunami-NuclearDisaster levy ?
On Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 7:18 AM, Marcus Chantry
<marcus.chan...@macquarie.com> wrote:
Time to buy a bigger car.
All of you out there across the globe who have fought so hard
to tackle the hideous enemy of our planet, namely carbon emissions, you know
.......that bogus god you worship of "Climate Change" or "Global Warming"
......well, I feel it is necessary to inform you of some bad news. It really
does pain me to have to bring you this disappointing information.
Are you sitting down?
Okay, here's the bombshell. The current volcanic eruption going
on in Indonesia (Gunung Merapi) since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in
just 1 week, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years
to control CO2 emissions on our planet - all of you.
The volcano in Iceland recently took just 4 days to achieve
similar results.
Of course you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are
trying to suppress - it's that vital chemical compound that every plant
requires to live and grow and to synthesize into oxygen for us humans and all
animal life.
I know, I know.... (group hug)...it's very disheartening to
realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while
suffering the inconvenience and expense of: driving Prius hybrids, buying
fabric grocery bags, sitting up till midnight to finish your kid's "The Green
Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning
supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your
toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, vacationing at home
instead of Bali, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of
your $1 light bulbs with $10 light bulbs .....well, all of those things you
have done have all gone down the tubes in just a few days.
The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in just
four days - yes - FOUR DAYS ONLY by that volcano in Iceland, totally erased
every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And there
are around 200 active volcanoes on the planet spewing out this crud at any one
time - EVERY DAY.
Oh, I don't really want to rain on your parade too much, but I
should mention that when the volcano Mt Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines in
1991, it spewed out more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere than the entire
human race had emitted in its entire 40 MILLION YEARS on earth. Yes folks, Mt
Pinatubo was active for over one year - think about it.
Of course I shouldn't spoil this touchy-feely tree-hugging
moment and mention the effect of solar and cosmic activity and the
well-recognized 800-year global heating and cooling cycle, which keeps
happening, despite our completely insignificant efforts to affect climate
change.
I'm so sorry. And I do wish I had a silver lining to this
volcanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the bush fire season
across the western USA and Australia this year alone will negate your efforts
to reduce carbon in our world for the next two to three years. And it happens
every year.
Just remember that your government just tried to impose a
whopping carbon tax on you on the basis of the bogus "human-caused" climate
change scenario.
Hey, isn't it interesting how they don't mention "Global
Warming" any more, but just "Climate Change" - you know why? It's because the
planet has COOLED by 0.7 degrees in the past century and these global warming
bullshit artists got caught with their pants down.
And just keep in mind that now that you will have an Emissions
Trading Scheme - that whopping new tax - imposed on you, that will achieve
absolutely nothing except make you poorer. It won't stop any volcanoes from
erupting, that's for sure!
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