I always miss out on the interesting weddings. None of these things (apart
from children dancing with aunties) ever happen when I'm invited :-(

 

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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of Steven Millward
Sent: Thursday, 5 May 2011 7:51 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [NSWolves] Obituary

 

So there'll be drunken punchups, tearful bridesmaids and small children in
velvet waistcoats dancing with their aunties?

On 5 May 2011 14:49, Jeremy Tonks <[email protected]> wrote:

Heaven will be an eternal wedding reception.

 

.lots of good food and drink and friends and the very presence of God.

 

.not sure about the football pitches or buxom ladies.

 

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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of Rog & Reet
Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 8:46 PM


To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary

 

Heaven will be packed out with footballs pitches, Real Ale and buxom ladies
Jeremy, BYO raisins.

 

From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of Jeremy Tonks
Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 6:37 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: RE: [NSWolves] Obituary

 

Where do the white raisins come in Rog?

 

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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of Rog & Reet
Sent: Wednesday, 4 May 2011 6:06 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: [NSWolves] Obituary

 

Lee,

I'll write your obituary if,

a) You peg it while blowing up Mick and Clip Board. 

You'll go to heaven where you score a last minute winning goal (72 times a
week) in the FA Cup against the Baggies.

b) You peg it trying to drink the Banks's brewery dry to save the beer being
destroyed in a massive blaze.

                You'll go to heaven and have to drink 72 different Real Ales
every day, each served by a different, very well endowed young lady.

 

Interested in joining my new tax dodge, sorry religion?

-- 
Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.

-- 
Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.

-- 
Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.

-- 
Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.

 

-- 
Q: If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.

-- 
Q:  If you could change one thing about Wolves history, what would it be?
A  That Peter Knowles was on the bog when the door was knocked.

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