It's really funny. I used to know some of my favourites but I've forgotten now.
One joke he said on the TV was about a man in South Africa who'd been gang raped and killed. He said: "Apparently when they cut him open for the autopsy he was like a chicken kiev" On 29 October 2014 09:01, LEESE Matthew <matthew.le...@rms.nsw.gov.au> wrote: > Have you read his autobiography? Very funny. > > Couple of faves from it that stuck with me: > > "Being an un-nominated neutral observer at an awards ceremony can be a bit > of a laugh though. I was at the Brits once when Eva Herzigova was > presenting the award for Best New Band. She strode on stage in a fantastic > low cut dress and opened the envelope. 'Smashing Pumpkins', she said. > 'Hear, Hear!' I shouted. I'd like to think that somewhere in the far > reaches of eternity, Benny Hill smiled". > > > "It was the same light that came on when a radical feminist that I > actually quite liked came up to me at a party and launched an attack on my > stand-up act. Parts of it, she said, were 'verging on the offensive'. I > should have tried to calm her. Instead I said 'There's only one virgin on > the offensive in this room.....' ". > > Thanks > > Matt > > *Matthew Leese* > IM&IT | Corporate > *T* 02 8849 2756 *M *0458 492 639 > www.rms.nsw.gov.au > > Roads and Maritime Services > 27-31 Argyle Street Parramatta NSW 2150 > > > ------------------------------ > *From:* nswolves@googlegroups.com [mailto:nswolves@googlegroups.com] *On > Behalf Of *Rog & Rita > *Sent:* Wednesday, 29 October 2014 8:42 AM > *To:* nswolves@googlegroups.com > *Subject:* [League One Champions 2013/4] OT: Frank Skinner > > For those of you who don't watch Have I Got News for You, SBS Friday > nights. > > > > Frank was in the chair in last Friday's episode. > > The subject was Richard the Turd's funeral cortege which on its way to > Leicester Cathedral to re-bury the parasite was visiting Bosworth Field. > > Frank said "That'd be like Princess Di's one going for a trip round Paris". > > Laugh? Nearly wet myself. > > > > -- > Championship Champions 2014/5 > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "NSWolves" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to nswolves+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > > [image: Logo] > > Before printing, please consider the environment > > IMPORTANT NOTICE: This email and any attachment to it are intended only to > be read or used by the named addressee. It is confidential and may contain > legally privileged information. No confidentiality or privilege is waived > or lost by any mistaken transmission to you. Roads and Maritime Services is > not responsible for any unauthorised alterations to this email or > attachment to it. Views expressed in this message are those of the > individual sender, and are not necessarily the views of Roads and Maritime > Services. If you receive this email in error, please immediately delete it > from your system and notify the sender. You must not disclose, copy or use > any part of this email if you are not the intended recipient. > > [image: Logo] > > -- > Championship Champions 2014/5 > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "NSWolves" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to nswolves+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > -- Championship Champions 2014/5 --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NSWolves" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to nswolves+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
