You should tell home to put on the shirt, go to the nearest farm, find a pregnant horse, tell him to deliver the foal single handed and you can be sure that the shirt will never again be fit to wear.
Problem solved. Or you could just save it until you're out of toilet paper. Sent from my iPhone > On 21 Jul 2015, at 17:57, Jeremy Tonks <to...@hotkey.net.au> wrote: > > It’s calamity!!! > > Dear Agony Aunts, > My son’s best friend has just returned from a Euro holiday and bought him a > Tottenham jumper! > What should I do? > > Yours sincerely, > Gutted L > -- > Championship Champions 2015/6 > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "NSWolves" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to nswolves+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. -- Championship Champions 2015/6 --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "NSWolves" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to nswolves+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
