Too funny to pass up... Exactly what I needed after a week like this.... Latest Windows Error Messages Revealed in New Patch: WinErr: 001 Windows loaded: System in danger. WinErr: 002 No Error: Yet. WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now in every file. WinErr: 004 Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong. WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted: System confused. WinErr: 006 Malicious error: Desqview found on drive. WinErr: 007 System price error: Inadequate money spent on hardware. WinErr: 008 Broken window: Watch out for glass fragments. WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered: Only God knows what has happened. WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow: Mailbox full. WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space: Free at least 50MB. WinErr: 00C Memory hog error: More Ram needed. More! More! More!... WinErr: 00D Window closed: Do not look outside. WinErr: 00E Window open: Do not look inside. WinErr: 00F Unexplained error: Please tell us how this happened. WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers. WinErr: 013 Unexpected error: Huh? WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked: Try anything you can think of. WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error: System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows license is not valid anymore. WinErr: 019 User error: Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten: Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry. (snicker) WinErr: 01B Illegal error: You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that. WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error: Uncertainty may be inadequate. WinErr: 01D System crash: We are unable to figure out our own code. WinErr: 01E Timing error: Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait... WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes: Additional errors will be lost. WinErr: 042 Virus error: A virus has been activated in a DOS-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. WinErr: 079 Mouse not found: A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow: Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? WinErr: 683 Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure. WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory: Only 50.312.583 Bytes available and WinErr: 625 Working Error: The system has been working perfectly for the past ten minutes. Please reboot. WniErr: 902 Screen Error: The system is working perfectly, Windows is not lying, your monitor is wrong. WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt: Hang on, WHAT was that? WinErr: 72b Memory Error: What? Tell Windows again. WinErr: 39c Disk Error in drive a: Although your disk is in perfect condition (Windows just formatted it), Windows didn't like it any more. WinErr: 983 Hard Disk Error: The files on the hard disk were neatly arranged and fully optimised, so Windows had to mess them up and put a couple of hundred .TMP files all over the place. WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error: Send $200 to Gates or your computer will get so messed up it will never work again. WinErr: 394 Memory Error: You have been attempting to run this on a Pentium 200 with 128 MB of RAM. That is not good enough. WinErr: 872 Windows can't be bothered doing that. _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------ You are subscribed as [email protected] Archives: http://www.swynk.com/sitesearch/search.asp To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
