It's a responsibility we all take seriously?

On Fri, Sep 30, 2011 at 11:50 AM, William Robbins <[email protected]>wrote:

> Hey!  I thought snarky commentary was my job?
>
>  - WJR
>
>
>
> On Fri, Sep 30, 2011 at 10:25, Jonathan Link <[email protected]>wrote:
>
>> Touchè.
>>
>> Although, my intent was, that when I have a problem, I start drafting a
>> message.  I then figure it out while drafting the message, and then just
>> discard it.  It seems to happen so often that it does seem invariable.  One
>> or two might sneak through.
>>
>> And snarky commentary doesn't count.  If it weren't for that, I'd rarely
>> post here. :-)
>>
>>
>> On Fri, Sep 30, 2011 at 10:36 AM, Kim Longenbaugh <
>> [email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>  Well, almost invariably…  J****
>>>
>>> ** **
>>>
>>> *From:* Jonathan Link [mailto:[email protected]]
>>> *Sent:* Friday, September 30, 2011 9:30 AM
>>>
>>> *To:* NT System Admin Issues
>>> *Subject:* Re: Mysterious memory issue****
>>>
>>>  ** **
>>>
>>> Invariably, I don't even hit send.****
>>>
>>> On Fri, Sep 30, 2011 at 10:28 AM, David Lum <[email protected]> wrote:*
>>> ***
>>>
>>> Another reason this list rocks, sometimes sending mail here helps one fix
>>> it themselves.****
>>>
>>>  ****
>>>
>>> *From:* James Rankin [mailto:[email protected]]
>>> *Sent:* Friday, September 30, 2011 7:08 AM
>>> *To:* NT System Admin Issues
>>> *Subject:* Re: Mysterious memory issue****
>>>
>>>  ****
>>>
>>> Never mind. I found the difference just as soon as I hit Send :-(****
>>>
>>> Someone has *drastically * increased the paging file size on my
>>> over-performing server****
>>>
>>> On 30 September 2011 15:02, James Rankin <[email protected]> wrote:*
>>> ***
>>>
>>> I have a farm of thirty XenApp servers. They all are clones, running the
>>> same applications and desktops, same patch levels, same GPOs, everything.
>>> However - one server consistently displays significantly lower memory usage
>>> than the rest. All the other servers peak at about 85% usage with around
>>> sixty users. This one server has the same amount of users and rarely goes
>>> above 60% utilization. And there is absolutely nothing different I can find
>>> about this particular box.
>>>
>>> At first I thought it was just a coincidence, that it had a percentage of
>>> low-stress users on it, but it shows the same behaviour *every single
>>> day. *I'd really like to know what's causing it. It's almost as if
>>> someone had enabled some sort of memory trimming on it (via a registry key
>>> or tick box somewhere) and forgot to document the fact.
>>>
>>> Citrix's native memory optimization is enabled for all servers in the OU,
>>> and turning it off made no difference, so I've ruled that out as a factor.
>>> We also have memory optimization and process memory trimming through
>>> AppSense Performance Manager but again this is a global thing affecting all
>>> the servers, and we have ruled it out as a cause by turning that off also.
>>> Are there any native Windows memory trimming/optimization options that
>>> someone might have enabled locally on the box (this is Windows 2008 R2)?
>>>
>>> I'd be really grateful if anyone has any pointers to some form of memory
>>> trimming or optimization feature that can be enabled in some way, as if I've
>>> got one server running with 25% less memory overhead than the rest, I'd
>>> really like to enable it on all the other servers in the farm. This whole
>>> thing is currently being used as ammo for an improved change control
>>> process, so some good may come of it, but I'm really keen to find out what
>>> could possibly have been altered.
>>>
>>> TIA,
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> JRR
>>> ****
>>>
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>>> the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able
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>>> a question."
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>>> this action, please contact us.. no, sorry, you can't use your computer,
>>> because you just destroyed it, and possibly also committed suicide
>>> afterwards, but I am starting to digress...... *****
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>>> information contained in this communication. Or are they? Either way it's a
>>> pretty dull legal query and frankly one I'm not going to dwell on. But
>>> should you have nothing better to do, please feel free to ruminate on it,
>>> and please pass on any concrete conclusions should you find them. However,
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